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New Year’s Resolutions: A GIF Timeline

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2013 is just about over, and for many of you, I’m sure it was a year full of terrible decisions and regrets.  Maybe you did some awesome things, but all accomplishments were probably washed away by a sea of naps and endless streams of drunken tears.  As New Year’s Eve looms closer, it is that time of year to make some resolutions, and then profess your goals for the New Year to your 3,000 close friends via Facebook status when you are drunk at midnight on New Year’s Eve.  Every year, a lot of us make resolutions, but how does that usually pan out?  Here is a timeline of how the ordinary college student carries out his or her New Year’s resolution(s):

You did some really stupid crap last year, and you realize a drastic lifestyle change is in order.

New year new life gif (gif via tumblr)

You’ve made resolutions in the past, but didn’t follow through. This year will be different.  Nothing can stop you.

Can't touch this gif (gif via tumblr

So you think long and hard about what you need to change, and come up with a very realistic list of 10+ goals for the new year.  You are going to be a whole new person, and blow everyone’s’ minds.

NPH mind blown gif (gif via tumblr

You are going to cut back on drinking, because alcohol makes you do dumb things.

Jersey Shore deena falling gif (gif via tumblr)

You’re probably going to vow to exercise more too, because your jeans no longer fit and your leggings are starting to become covered in holes.

You've got fat gif (gif via tumblr)  

And like any real exercise guru, you will also adopt a super healthy diet.

healthy smoothies gif (gif via tumblr

You weren’t really the best student last year. And since you were so stressed out during finals, this will be the year you don’t procrastinate.

Are you going to class today gif (gif via tumblr) 

January begins, and you are off to an awesome start.  You’re exercising, eating right, and you haven’t blacked out in weeks.

Mr potato head exercise gif (gif via tumblr)

Then it is time for school to start again. You’re reunited with your friends, so you obviously have to go out drinking.  Every night.

Drinking with friends gif (gif via tumblr)

You realize how hard exercising really is.  Being in shape hurts. Even just walking is a daunting task.

Lizard walking gif (gif via gifbay)

And how is anyone supposed to stick to a diet when food tastes so good in the wee hours of the morning.

Jennifer Lawrence pizza fixes everything gif (gif via tumblr)

And once classes start again, that whole “no procrastinating” thing just seems silly.  Is it nap time yet?

Pooh nap gif (gif via tumblr)

As you lay in your bed, suffering through your latest hangover you think to yourself “What happened to me? Should I try stick to my resolutions again?”

sad Hermione gif (gif via tumblr)

And the answer is, always, “meh, maybe next year.”

I regret nothing gif (gif via tumblr)

What are your New Year’s resolutions?

 


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