What is that annoying sound? Why is my head vibrating? Why won’t it stop? OH MY GOODNESS, SHUT UP.
Eff, that was my alarm clock, wasn’t it? Where’s my stuffed animal? Oh, there he is. Hi Jefferson. I’m going to squish you.
EFF OKAY FINE, I’M UP YOU STUPID CLOCK.
Do I like my face today? Ugh, I don’t want to do my make up. Looking pretty is so time-consuming. Life is so hard.
Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. Don’t poke yourself in the- OW EFF UGH.
Why is my bus always late?
Hello coffee, let’s be best friends as I try to make it through this school day.
Dear cute guy in my class, please continue being cute. You’re incredibly distracting, but I don’t suppose I would understand what the prof is saying even if I were listening, so I guess this is okay.
I’m hungry. Dammit, why didn’t I pack any food? I guess I could go and buy something to eat. Lol jokes I’m broke.
FREEDOM FROM CLASSES YAY
Holy crap, I haven’t started my homework yet. Okay, compromise: you can read your textbook in bed.
I should really stop napping and actually read my textbook.
I don’t want to go out, but it’s kind of socially unacceptable of me to not go out tonight so I guess I’ll go out.
Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. Don’t poke yourself in the eye with your mascara wand. SUCCESS. I AM THE MAKE UP MASTER.
MY FACE LOOKS SO GROSS RIGHT NOW BUT WHATEVER THIS PLACE IS FUN.
Rum and cranberry juice? I guess.
Ugh, should I get pizza? No, don’t get pizza, you have to be skinny. Okay fine, order pizza. NO, DON’T ORDER PIZZA. YOU ARE STRONG AND TOTALLY NOT TIPSY FROM THE BAR.
YES PIZZA IS HERE
Four hours to sleep? This was a good decision.
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